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Drive Demotivational Poster


AUDI DRIVERS -




SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *[email protected] Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get shot, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan tapes in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got shot. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


BMW DRIVERS -




ADMIT IT - You're thinking about it too


TAGS: car ramp drive
Rating: 4.8/5

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flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:49 pm
When ever i see that in front of me i always freak out and start screaming ' WERE GOING TO DIE, RUN JUMP OUT THE WINDOWS!' then everyone stares at me in the car .3.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 5:26 pm
ye5, ye5 I am.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 10:02 am
You lost a "K" with your last stunt ;)
Defence2501 - April 4, 2011, 9:39 am
That would make me want to pull a Nightrider stunt!
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:03 pm

LOLZ...hugely so. you should contribute more often....sir.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
it's that stupid little 12" lip at the top of the ramp... if only it wasn't there.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:33 am
ALWAYS think about it haha. If only it weren't for clearance issues...hmm


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4chan


ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any vagina, anytime soon...


DRIVE SAFE -


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am
oh shit they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am
Shit. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm
HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA


WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....




BARGAIN- BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS SO DRINK, DON'T DRIVE -




STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




student drivers -


TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the photo to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious assholes that should grow the fuck up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm
how bout fake


ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.


TAGS: alcohol driver test dunk kid
Rating: 3.79/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:35 pm
But it was root beer officer.


WHAT A CHOP -


TAGS: taxi drivers drive taxis
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - March 28, 2011, 2:01 pm

nicely done dude!!


ROAD RAGE -




RECREATIONAREA -


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me


D.B COOPER - Hide and go seek champion November, 24 1971 to present.




HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


WOMEN DRIVERS -


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
Brilliant.
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles


FEMALE VALETS -




BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.


TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
Nice.5L
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5


AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."


TAGS: women bad drivers
Rating: 3.48/5

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urwis - December 4, 2012, 2:13 pm
Holland drivers...not so rare situation there ;)
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:32 pm
5L....AWESOME!
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
love it!
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
LOL!!!!!!...my 5L
Lex - October 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
My guess is she was on the damn phone during this episode of "how to high center a vehicle". 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
I like it! 5 lions.


ABOVE -


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!


BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !


TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L


WOMEN DRIVER - Yaaaa.... Need i say more? Poor Mustang


TAGS: women driver
Rating: 1.89/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:43 pm
With legs like hers, she'll not only be rescued quickly, she'll get a NEW Mustang.
Waffles - November 21, 2008, 3:36 am
I like that the poster says "Need I say more?" just before it says more.
trenbo - October 19, 2008, 12:41 am
V6, Convertable, Mustang: Doesn't get much more girly than that.....Maybe if it was pink.
Joe Browser - March 24, 2008, 10:36 am
It's funnier when the reader doesn't have to correct your grammar. It should read WOMEN DRIVERS.
Homeless Joe - March 18, 2008, 8:31 pm
Please, learn the difference between 'were' and 'where' before trying to rag on Mustangs.
ninja - February 29, 2008, 3:04 am
thats were all mustangs should be driven. that or off a cliff. Slow pieces of crap.


THE NEXT DAY - I Wake Up And Think By Myself: 'Awesome, I'm Already Dressed!'


TAGS: don t drink and drive by bus
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - April 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
Gees that's going to hurt when he wake up


DOES THIS MEAN - I've failed the parking component of my driving test ?




YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !




INERTIA -


TAGS: inertia drives forward quit pzy
Rating: 4.68/5

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crankyhead - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
5pectacular


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head banging against the steering wheel of my truck.


Slug Bug -


TAGS: vw beetle drive around innocent punched
Rating: 4.72/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:49 pm
Brilliant!


SOME ARE DRIVEN BY SUCCESS - Others are driven to the insane asylum ...


TAGS: some success driven insane asylum
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:17 am
I've been driven by and to both.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.


TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...


DILEMMA - My Boss May Fire Me If I Don't Get to Work Get Me A Drink




WOMEN DRIVERS - 'nuff said


TAGS: women drivers fail how the fuck crash car
Rating: 2.52/5
Chadley - December 1, 2009, 7:32 am
Tiger Woods. 'nuff said.


DRIVE - Practice makes perfect




ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"


TAGS: icp kids bus driver
Rating: 2.29/5
Dustin Marthington - December 20, 2008, 3:40 pm
great picture caption.
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:30 pm
I'm going to pray that 'Jimi' isn't a juggalo.
Jimi - August 11, 2008, 12:42 am
OMG Thanks Frank! Hi Frank its Jimi!


AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.


TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.


THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.


TAGS: bad drivers crankyhead
Rating: 4.21/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:46 pm
Reminds me of the mayhem commercials for AllState


HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...




KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

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timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


DRIVE ME CLOSER -


TAGS: drive me closer
Rating: 3.45/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:40 am
Well moooooooooooooo, thinking of one douche leads you to think of others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:28 am
But what does that have to do with how much Veggie sucks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
I was looking for desktops......and a tool called WTFO pissed me off and made me return over and over, until I was hooked.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:24 am
Yeah... LoL I don't even remember how I found motifake. But I looked at other sites, and they're just not entertaining.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:22 am
This is actually one of the posters that got me interested in them in the first place.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:20 am
Aggy knows I don't do that. :P 1L for plagiarism, then, and we'll see about a nice ban for you, Cyrenius.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Really? This is one of the oldest demotivationals I've ever seen. 1l for taking from another site.


FINISH HIM! - Piledriver FTW




IRONY - Adding insult to injury since... ever




THAT'S ONE COLD-ASS DAY - Oh, The Weather Outside Is Frightful But Your Butt Is So Delightful




YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."




TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


STATISTICS -




WOMEN DRIVERS - Their everywhere


TAGS: driver woman
Rating: 2.38/5

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whorrorfied - August 1, 2011, 2:13 am
MEN can't spell for shit (they're)
Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:22 pm
"No! You can't all sit at the front!"
Fatt Matt - October 22, 2009, 3:39 pm
What are you talking about? That's a perfect nose plant. I give it a 9.2.


SCREWDRIVER - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: screwdriver
Rating: 1.48/5

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PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -


TAGS: drivers ed rap
Rating: 4.78/5

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Bandit5906 - March 26, 2016, 3:51 am
Gotta love the sound of the starter motor on a running engine!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2012, 6:33 pm
I've been teaching my fiancée to drive, I feel your pain. 5L.


TOONCES THE DRIVING CAT - Back with a vengeance...this time it's personal.


TAGS: cats can t drive
Rating: 3.94/5

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shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 8:24 am
That's why your only suposed to let the dog drive... He Only hits poles lol:-D


THE ICEMAN - is ready for spring


TAGS: tired of cleaning the driveway
Rating: 3.93/5

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ICEMAN - March 22, 2010, 7:44 pm
Damn kids. That'll teach 'em for walking on my lawn. 5L


FRIENDS - Don't let friends drink and drive




WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 3.15/5

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5150monkeylove - April 11, 2011, 10:28 pm
Are you sure? I have seen videos of them diving, and I think they have it right.
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:24 pm
lol women cant dive


DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy shit!


4 WHEEL DRIVE - Russian style




- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his bus.


TAGS: drive cliff
Rating: 2.83/5
KETA - July 22, 2009, 7:04 pm
cool story bro
Hack Jandey - September 10, 2008, 6:39 pm
Heard this one long before Jack Handey ripped it off. :-)
lolc - August 12, 2008, 12:17 pm
Jack Handey rip-off


WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.


TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

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D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them


D.U.P. -


TAGS: pms women driver ouch
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2014, 11:19 pm
Bingo! 5L
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - January 20, 2014, 3:19 pm
Haha! Thanks!
MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:11 pm
Talking from experience...like any other law, D.U.P is only illegal if you get caught. The fine is an incredibly steep 5Ls!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:08 pm

Hmmm...Had I known someone whould have a camera, I would have been more circumspect (that means I wouldn't have let him escape the car).
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 5:12 pm
Now THIS is Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:35 pm

LOL...real nice


nonsensical nonsense #2 -




hopes & wishes -




Dog Drivers -




The Drive By -


TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L


HORSEPOWER -


TAGS: fast jerk driver danger cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Iconoclast - January 27, 2011, 8:10 pm
Unfortunately they are easy to identify during the winter as they try to drive as if the roads are clear and dry. They do, however, create business for insurance adjusters, tow trucks and lawyers.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2011, 9:13 am
Thanks Ice
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 11:21 pm
Tis' true. 5


IN HINDSIGHT -




Drive safely -




COWBOYS -


TAGS: cowboys rugged tough rodeo bull wrestling cattledrive roundups horse
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2011, 8:41 pm
Seite un omosessuale, cagne
agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 11:46 am
Melikes.


WHEN YOU SAID - 'BLOW ME' This ain't quite what I had in mind officer.




OH SHIT... -




OH MY GOD -


TAGS: janchallenge southpark flash drive
Rating: 3.85/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:45 am
I want this.


1989 ANNUAL MEETING - of female boat captains


TAGS: women can t drive
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - June 14, 2010, 7:41 pm

WTF? How could you ban tweety "stein", he seemd like a fellow Je....yeah, good call.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
You can lie and say you're just giving 1Ls here and there, but our reports show otherwise... talk the talk.... under another username now.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
Bye Tweedy. Keep changing IPs, and keep getting banned. Or, grow up and move on.
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:36 pm
well since admin doesn't return emails i guess i'm destined to commit "1L bombings" from new names and IPs forever...sad thing is that i actually gave more 5s than 1s................apparently you can't give 1s to certain people without being perma-banned
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:11 pm

Ironic, I can give this a 4L even AFTER know_it_all gave me 1L on 12 of my posters today.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:09 pm

like this, they all saw that parking spot 1st.


HEY! - The sign said "Drive THRU", Not "Drive AROUND"!!




HOLY SH*T! - It's gaining on us!




STEREOTYPES - they start early


TAGS: barbie woman drivers
Rating: 3.17/5

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GreatWhiteHype - January 29, 2010, 6:35 am
actually i have. I popped one's cherry, and nothing... wait a minute, that bitch lied to me!
culos - January 28, 2010, 4:49 am
Just askin' but have you actually tried that, I mean checked whether they bleed? I'm sure PMS Barbie does, don't know about the others...
GreatWhiteHype - January 27, 2010, 5:52 pm
well yeah, barbies dont have blood sooooo
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:58 pm
That is so fake!


File Transfer -




WOMEN DRIVERS - The Army has issues with them as well.




NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.


TAGS: nascar driver aids
Rating: 2.85/5

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Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:54 pm
@Cloud - You're all torque
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:58 am
Put a Nascar Nextel Cup stocker in a tug of war with a Formula 1 or Indy Car and see what happens


ZANGIEF - BALLZ IN YO' FACE!!!




FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY




ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive




DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this


TAGS: piledriver shark awsome
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chron139 - August 10, 2009, 9:43 am
Its all part of the plan to catch spelling nazis like yourselfs.
Seb - December 20, 2008, 5:35 pm
Why do you not CHECK your spelling?
Dustin Marthington - October 4, 2008, 1:01 pm
prime example of the decline of motifake. picture, and comment.
MeanGene - October 1, 2008, 7:39 am
"Awesome" soon to be the most misspelled word on the internetz.


WOMEN DRIVERS - the only solution




SATAN HAS UR NUMBER -




CHALLENGES...WILL YOU ACCEPT THEM? -


TAGS: challenge tourist driveby love rerun
Rating: 4.88/5

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coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:10 pm
I'd get off the bus if licking the windows wasn't so much fun.


HEADLIGHTS -


TAGS: deer fear drive cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - October 25, 2010, 10:11 am
Beautiful.
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 7:17 am
Subtle, very nice Cubby.


HOOD ORNAMENT -


TAGS: cyclist anger management driver
Rating: 4.68/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 21, 2010, 7:25 pm
Most excellent. Stay of the road!
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
No i didn't and i will never give you credit for the pic. NEVAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 1:35 pm

did you ever submit that one from hammys place you did last night? do it if noit...i want pic credit though...olo
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 1:19 pm
amsome! 5L RL


MOTHERHOOD -




CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day i can hardly wait till i m old enough to drive that
Rating: 4.48/5

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culos - March 16, 2010, 6:17 am
Where did you find my picture?


11TH COMMANDMENT -


TAGS: drive carefully
Rating: 4.46/5

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treborkcol - August 7, 2010, 8:00 am
optmischrist strikes now theres no one to stop him taking over
Airman - May 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm
*robe*
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm
5L points for hitting a rode wearing guy from Massachusetts! double score if he was out of the crosswalk.
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 2:41 pm
the most epic story in the news
pieman - May 7, 2010, 2:04 pm
She's on the highway to hell! 5L


RIGHT MRS. JOHNSON - when i tap the dashboard i'd like you to perform an emergency st.....AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!


TAGS: carcrash women drivers
Rating: 4.17/5

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lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 12:33 am

This cracks me up everytime I read it. 5LLLLLs!~


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: real patriots drive nissan
Rating: 4/5

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shadow87 - December 27, 2011, 7:47 am
Its called irony Lteve
Lteve91 - September 1, 2011, 4:20 pm
im more a ford guy myself


OMNIPRESENCE -


TAGS: reindeer assignment benefits include being off 364 days of the year must have valid drivers license
Rating: 3.92/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:31 am
5 Frank Reynolds!


BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."


TAGS: star wars drivers
Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Great pic! Could have done so much better with the text, still 4L for the pic.


POTHOLE -


TAGS: i just drive around you and lol
Rating: 3.55/5

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Haarakkon - July 10, 2009, 8:47 pm
Fava beans, that is. Excellent, Ron.
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's one hell of a pothole, though... with beans, some corn and..... a hint of paprika, it seems.
RONSART - July 10, 2009, 6:39 pm
Thx Mr. BoneCD.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:17 pm
5 Poodles here


MEANWHILE, IN AFGHANISTAN... - Another tragic accident is caused by driving while texting.




I WOULD EAT - ...Her Pussy ^.^


TAGS: choice choos eat girl drive car
Rating: 2.7/5

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killersheep - August 23, 2008, 1:21 pm
i would eat... the lotus


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